soulmvtes:

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn’t happening

michellegun-deactivated20230629:

guy who has never seen a pussy before “wow looks just like the wound of jesus christ”

segretecose:

good morning and happy is it really tuesday tuesday

doublism:

leonard cohen’s you want it darker should be remixed and played in clubs like if i heard “hineni hineni….i’m ready my lord” and then the most insane beat drop of my life i’d see god on the dance floor

computerexploder:

bisexiest:

bisexiest:

google search Beautiful rocks near me

you are like a poet of some sort

thiscatisonfire:

clarissefinnastealyourcookies:

nyanoraptor:

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that’s because there are so many fucking leafs

Also because we were preparing for Shrek’s arrival.

unbotheredmuse:

deafmic:

I miss when the big boat was stuck